Annabel Smith tagged me in this questionnaire that’s doing the rounds on the net.
Book Q&A Rules
1. Post these rules
2. Post a photo of your favourite book cover
3. Answer the questions below
4. Tag a few people to answer them too
5. Go to their blog/twitter and tell them you’ve tagged them
6. Make sure you tell the person who tagged you that you’ve taken part!
I want to preface this post by saying: I’m hopeless at this kind of thing. My partner and I used to lay in bed and contemplate our Top Five Lists (thanks High Fidelity by Nick Hornby). It’s never been an easy task for me, thanks in part to my perceived seriousness of the matter AND my dodgy memory. Choosing favourites is like choosing words; one must do so carefully.
As you can see, I’ve taken some liberties with the number of texts I’ve listed. And, DISCLAIMER: tomorrow I might feel differently. Here goes…
I’m a sucker for the relatively new Random House Vintage Classics covers; these stylized, rather graphic illustrations are right up my alley. I actually went way over budget in a silent auction at the Highgate Primary School quiz night last year when I saw this:
It’s easy to justify this kind of purchase of course: I was helping a local school; creating a beautiful library for my children…but I’ll never forget the death stares I received from the other luckless bidders…
They look beautiful all lined up too.
Okay, on with the show…
What are you reading right now?
Nineteen Seventysomething by Barry Divola
Do you have any idea what you’ll read when you’re done with that?
Probably Burial Rites by Hannah Kent. There’s been a lot of hype and my grandmother says it’s great. I trust her judgement.
What five books have you always wanted to read but haven’t got round to?
- We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver : Annabel mentioned this one too. I’ve made an active decision to avoid this book. I have two young sons and occasional anxiety issues. It’s not for me, at this time in my life.
- The Road by Cormac McCarthy
- Just a girl by Kirsten Krauth
- The Light Between Oceans by M.L Stedman
- Gone Girl by Gillian Flynn
What magazines do you have in your bathroom/ lounge right now?
I’m a cheapskate; I only have cast-offs from friends. I have a stack of ‘Real Living’ mags next to my bed. I really only enjoy the delicious, guilty pleasure that is reading trashy mags whilst at the doctor’s surgery or hairdresser. I tend to feel a bit dirty, a bit corrupted afterwards. Frankie is a sweet magazine but some of the articles make me laugh out loud (have you ever wondered which backyard weeds are most nutritious? How many ways can you upcycle a pillowcase? Are you a kind-spirited hipster?). At least it ain’t mean-spirited like so many mags out there. Some lovely friends have bought me a subscription to ABR for me for my birthday, so soon I’ll have some high-brow material to keep in the toot.
What’s the worst book you’ve ever read?
I tend to stop reading after the second or third chapter if it’s no good, so I don’t think I can answer this one. Actually, I lie, I read Confessions of a Shopaholic in its entirety. I read the first few pages of Fifty Shades of Grey.
What book seemed really popular but you didn’t like?
The Outsiders by S.E Hilton. It was part of the secondary English syllabus circa 1996. Not my bag.
What’s the one book you always recommend to just about everyone?
On Love by Alain de Botton. It’s such an insightful rumination on romantic love and relationships.
What are your three favourite poems?
I must say, I don’t read much poetry these days, though I did when I was younger. I just grabbed some of my old Wordsworth/Blake/Keats/Marvell/Rosetti/Browning from my bookshelf to refresh my memory but it’s been such a long time and none of the ones I liked back then really speak to me now. I’ve just finished ‘Letters to a young Poet’ by Rilke, so I’ll try to read some of his work. I’m also going to make it my mission to read some contemporary poetry- all recommendations welcome.
Where do you usually get your books?
I get books from the library, then, when I’ve ascertained that they’re worthy, I buy them and they get to come and live with me. I try to buy them from Crow Books, in the hope that I’ll help to keep a local bookstore alive. I also pick up lots of treasures at the local swap meet.
When you were little, did you have any particular reading habits?
I was addicted to:
Enid Blyton (I loved ‘The Naughtiest Girl in the School’ the most!), Judy Blume, Paul Jennings, Virginia Andrews, The Nancy Drew books, Trixie Belden, The Babysitters Club, Sweet Valley High, The Narnia Chronicles, Roald Dahl.
What’s the last thing you stayed up half the night reading because it was too good to put down?
Where’d you go Bernadette by Maria Semple. I read it in one sitting during a flight to Hong Kong.
Have you ever “faked” reading a book?
Hmmm…I read The Hobbit but then ‘fake-read’ the rest of the Lord of the Rings books.
I read Ulysses but skipped massive parts. Did the same with The Brothers Karamazov and Don Quixote. Of course, I read essays to fill in the gaps! I think this style allows me to convince myself that I have, in fact, read a book. *Master of Self-Delusion*
Have you ever bought a book just because you liked the cover?
Kid’s books and Non-Fiction books, yes. Novels, no.
What was your favourite book when you were a child?
As a small child, The Naughtiest Girl in the School by Enid Blyton.
Early teens, The Secret Diary of Laura Palmer
Later teens, The Secret History by Donna Tartt
What book changed your life?
The Forgotten Garden, by Kate Morton, not because it was insanely good writing (though, it is reasonably good), but because it made me begin to think that I might be able to write a novel. I love her plot pacing; the slow reveals.
The English Patient by Michael Ondaatje: another one that made me think about my own writing and the structural possibilities.
What is your favourite passage from a book?
I’m not sure that this is my ‘favourite’, but the writing is beautiful.
Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
She was Lo, plain Lo, in the morning, standing four feet ten in one sock. She was Lola in slacks. She was Dolly at school. She was Dolores on the dotted line. But in my arms she was always Lolita.
Did she have a precursor? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there might have been no Lolita at all had I not loved, one summer, a certain initial girl-child. In a princedom by the sea. Oh when? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was that summer. You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble-winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of thorns.
Who are your top five favourite authors?
What book has no one heard about but should read?
Little Children by Tom Perrotta
When I read The Slap, I was reminded of this book. A satire about 30-something parents in the burbs.
Nude Men by Amanda Fillipacchi
What books are you an ‘evangelist’ for?
A Visit from the Goon Squad by Jennifer Egan. How an author moved me to tears by writing a chapter in Powerpoint, I’ll never know.
The Handmaid’s tale by Margaret Atwood
What are your favourite books by a first time author?
Oranges are not the only fruit by Jeanette Winterson
White Oleander by Janet Fitch
Nude Men by Amanda Fillipacchi
The Secret History by Donna Tartt
What is left over, After by Natasha Lester
What is your favourite classic book?
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov. The prose….oh my.
Mrs Dalloway by Virginia Woolf- this is one of those novels where I had moments of intense clarity about life- ask me to tell you what they were, and I won’t be able to…but I loved it at the time.
Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
The Mill on the Floss by George Eliot
Villette by Charlotte Bronte
Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
Five other notable mentions?
Gilgamesh by Joan London
The Secret River/The Lieutenant/Sarah Thornhill etc by Kate Grenville
Eucalyptus by Murray Bail
American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
Transgressions by Sarah Dunant
Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro
Whisky Charlie Foxtrot by Annabel Smith
State of Wonder by Ann Patchett
Elemental by Amanda Curtin
High Fidelity by Nick Hornby
Moon Palace by Paul Auster
Sophie’s World by Jostein Gaarder
Immortality by Milan Kundera
The Submission by Amy Waldman
Your turn: You don’t have to be tagged to take part in the meme. You can respond in the comments or on your own blog – just share the link in the comments – I look forward to hearing your thoughts.